When asked if the Pussycat Dolls were skanky, Ms. Nicole said, “Never. Never in a million, bazillion, trazillion years. Did you see my face? I didn’t even blink.”

Just be careful your daughter doesn’t end up looking like her in any way at all.

On the other hand, Nicole Scherzinger’s name reminds us of 1001 Arabian Nights.

That’s a plus, you know it! Hope you enjoyed the photo gallery! (p.s., did you know her real name is Nicole Prescovia Elikolani Valiente Scherzinger? OMG so long…)